Dating - from the perspective of a 4-year-old

Matthew: Mom, do you dream?
Me: Dream? Sure, I dream!
Matthew: What do you dream about?
Me: Oh, lots of things. Do YOU dream?
Matthew: Yes.
Me: Well, what do you dream about?
Matthew: Girls!

**THUD**

And after I recovered from that, the conversation goes on:

Me: What do you dream about with girls??
Matthew: I have a date with girls.

**THUD**

I have really got to try not to collapse to the floor every time something like this comes out of my 4-year-old's mouth!!!

Me: What is a date??
Matthew: You put a blanket and a bunch of pillows on the floor and you watch a scary movie!

I think I know what Stephen was doing when Elizabeth came over for a couple hours this last time!!! ;)